Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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