On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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