Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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