my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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