that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She even gives head with a lisp.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
