im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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