her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Are my feet made of real feet?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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