And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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