Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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