I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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