I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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