"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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