I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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