If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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