whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I can't turn off my feet"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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