i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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