Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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