Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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