I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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