I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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