she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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