I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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