The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize