ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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