We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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