i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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