i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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