Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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