Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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