Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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