The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
