i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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