Where is the hickey?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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