Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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