we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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