Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think a kid would responsible me up
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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