The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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