my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
