No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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