so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
