How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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