i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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