I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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