Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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