Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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