Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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