Pregnant stripper...not hot.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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