help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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