Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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