"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Too much gin, very little bucket
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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