Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Randomize
