S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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