I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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