You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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