Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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